#sarcasm

Title could easily be sarcastic quotes for all the working people :D but lets leave possibility that some people actually love to go to 9-5 office job. The fluorescent lights hum. The coffee is stale. Another email could have been a meeting. Here is some dark humor to get you to 5:00 PM without losing your mind to the corporate void.

Dieting is the orderly way of discovering exactly how much you love bread and how much you hate yourself for wanting it. There is no joy in an undressed leaf of lettuce, only the silent mourning for lost carbohydrates. If you’ve ever looked at a green juice and felt a deep, spiritual longing for a cheeseburger, these quotes are your support group.