Sarcastic quotes for people who hate their 9-to-5 office job
sarcastic Perspective
Title could easily be sarcastic quotes for all the working people :D but lets leave possibility that some people actually love to go to 9-5 office job. The fluorescent lights hum. The coffee is stale. Another email could have been a meeting. Here is some dark humor to get you to 5:00 PM without losing your mind to the corporate void.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams
Sometimes the only way to handle arbitrary corporate pressure is to absolutely refuse to take it seriously, if you think about it what is the worst that can happen if you miss deadline? Did you missed them previously, probably yes and you are still there.
"Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished."
— Leslie Nielsen
"I am putting all my effort into not being a productive member of society today."
— Anonymous
"Well, how you mean today?"
"My keyboard must be broken. It keeps typing 'per my last email' when I mean 'for the love of god, read'."
— Anonymous
"Nothing brightens up a room like your absence."
— Anonymous
Work-life balance starts with realizing you are replaceable at work but not at home.
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
— Anonymous
"My job is secure. No one else wants it."
— Anonymous
"I find that the harder I work, the more work I get given."
— Anonymous
Reward for good work is usually more work. Manage your output accordingly.
"I’m always late to the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
— Charles Lamb
"Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?"
— J. Paul Getty
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
— Robert Frost
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle."
— Steve Jobs (Sarcastic context)
If you don't love it, at least don't let it kill your soul.
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar."
— Drew Carey
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
— Charlie McCarthy
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
"Seems like liek persons view, but it happened to me numerous times (well maybe Im the lazy person actually :D ). But I think it is just lack of motivation and fatigue of the job that disconects you from te results, reward, progress. It takes away satisfaction of achieving something and translate it into doing some abstract tasks all over again each new day."
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