Sarcastic

Title could easily be sarcastic quotes for all the working people :D but lets leave possibility that some people actually love to go to 9-5 office job. The fluorescent lights hum. The coffee is stale. Another email could have been a meeting. Here is some dark humor to get you to 5:00 PM without losing your mind to the corporate void.

Life is like RPG game and you are player controlled character. World exist because of you and to bound to your will. Would you become nervous because of opinion of NPC character in game, of course not! Then why you are getting upset because of opinion of people you met (NPCs of this real world). Stop playing the sidekick in your own life for the comfort of people who don't even like you. 'Main Character Energy' isn't about being narcissistic; it's about claiming ownership of your own plot and refusing to apologize for the space you occupy.

First meeting starts at 9:00 AM, you alarm rings at 8:58 AM, you decide yo slep for a minute more. Pajama pants on the bottom, business casual on top, and a background that hides the fact that you haven't done the dishes in three days. The absolute farce of modern remote work is a shared trauma that we've all learned to laugh at. These quotes are for the survivors of the 'this could have been an email' era.

When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. YYou got blinded by your affinity and wish to persist relationship. While it is mechanism that probably make human socializing long term working, it can have vary negative consequences in some individual cases. Wisdom in retrospect is a bitter pill, but it’s the only way to build an immunity to the same mistakes. These quotes are a post-mortem for the relationships that taught you the hard way what to avoid next time.

Managing a team of toddlers or a team of corporate engineers is fundamentally the same: it’s mostly just herding cats who have very strong, and often contradictory, opinions about snacks. Yeah, it sound weird but toddlers and engineers are similar in terms of driving you crazy. You don’t have ‘control’ over the situation; you just manage the disaster until everyone goes home (or goes to sleep). These quotes are for the coordinators, the handlers, and the ones holding it all together with sheer willpower.