10 Funny quotes about 'Zoom' meetings and remote life
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First meeting starts at 9:00 AM, you alarm rings at 8:58 AM, you decide yo slep for a minute more. Pajama pants on the bottom, business casual on top, and a background that hides the fact that you haven't done the dishes in three days. The absolute farce of modern remote work is a shared trauma that we've all learned to laugh at. These quotes are for the survivors of the 'this could have been an email' era.
"I survived another meeting that should have been an email."
— Unknown
Time is the only currency you can't earn back. Spend it wisely.
"Can you see my screen?"
— Anonymous
"My coworkers are my cats, and they're terrible at their jobs."
— Unknown
"At least they don't nudge you to meet deadlines, don't pull out stupid ideas in front of the boss and don't ask you to stay afterhours. That is not so bad to be honest."
"Business on top, party on the bottom."
— Anonymous
"Sorry I'm late, I had to walk all the way from the kitchen."
— Anonymous
The shorter the distance, the harder it is to be on time.
"Is it 5 PM yet?"
— Unknown
"Working from home means never having to say you're sorry for your messy hair."
— Anonymous
"Mute is my best friend."
— Unknown
"Virtual backgrounds are just digital lies."
— Anonymous
Don't hide the mess; hide the fact that you care about it.
"Meeting adjourned."
— Anonymous
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You are on mute, but your frustration is clearly visible. Here’s to surviving another day of digital domesticity. Stay sane.