Grumpy

Your alarm hits at 6 AM, before you figure out what is happening, your inbox is already a burning dumpster fire, and the coffee isn't kicking in fast enough. Welcome to Monday. But instead of letting the chaos dictate your week, we're stealing a page from the Romans. They knew exactly how to face the noise, or at least they forced themselves to believe they are doing it without stress.

Rejecting hustle culture isn't lazy; it's a recalibration of priorities. First of all lets be honest, hustle culture is one of the biggest scams ever sold to huanity. What is point in spending all your time working and 'hustling' (instead with family, friends, hobbies, etc.). Ruining your health in process, giving away your time on this planet for what? When the reward for hard work is just more work, doing exactly what you're paid for is revolutionary. This is for those who work to live, not live to work.

Dieting is the orderly way of discovering exactly how much you love bread and how much you hate yourself for wanting it. There is no joy in an undressed leaf of lettuce, only the silent mourning for lost carbohydrates. If you’ve ever looked at a green juice and felt a deep, spiritual longing for a cheeseburger, these quotes are your support group.