Humor & Satire

Managing a team of toddlers or a team of corporate engineers is fundamentally the same: it’s mostly just herding cats who have very strong, and often contradictory, opinions about snacks. Yeah, it sound weird but toddlers and engineers are similar in terms of driving you crazy. You don’t have ‘control’ over the situation; you just manage the disaster until everyone goes home (or goes to sleep). These quotes are for the coordinators, the handlers, and the ones holding it all together with sheer willpower.

Dieting is the orderly way of discovering exactly how much you love bread and how much you hate yourself for wanting it. There is no joy in an undressed leaf of lettuce, only the silent mourning for lost carbohydrates. If you’ve ever looked at a green juice and felt a deep, spiritual longing for a cheeseburger, these quotes are your support group.